pants.

Sweatpants are a terrible idea. No seriously. Oh wait-leather pants might be worse. (but that will have to wait for another day.) Today a man wearing BRIGHT blue sweat pants with suspenders holding them up...did you catch that? suspenders with sweatpants over a tucked in flannel shirt. These made his pants at least an inch too short over his huge white tennis shoes. I almost started laughing out loud.

Women. Don't let the men in your life wear sweatpants.

Men. Comfort is not king. When you have a giant bulbous stomache, and elastic is starting to sound like a pretty good idea...DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. And, I don't mean buy sweatpants.