I just need a job

Ok, so now I feel like maybe something is cooking...apparently I just had to be unemployed for 6 1/2 weeks to get all of my pride out of the way. I have two interviews this week with jobs that I don't want whatsoever, and I'm glad for them! I applied at starbucks, lowe's, home depot, to be a teacher, substitute, data entry..the list goes on.
As I fill out a million pages of paperwork, I realize things about myself. You know how you have to choose like "which word best describe you?" on applications? Well...I totally take those things so seriously, and have a really difficult time choosing which one to pick. My mom actually filled one out for me today because I was taking so long, and then the computer froze and erased it all. I was like...WHAT??? So, she just said-let me do it-I"ll do it in five minutes. (I had already spent 20 minutes on it) and it really did only take her five minutes. I am so bad at this stuff...I get my mind wrapped around one job opportunity, and I'm incapable of seeing that I may not get the job, and I need to apply for many. I"m like...why would I apply for more than one? I only need one! My mom's just like...just say no to one if you get offered more than one...it's like..."oh." I have some strange thought patterns. Give grace to the man that marries me and tries to figure me out...ha-poor guy ;)