matrix

I think my cat is a part of the matrix...or maybe a glitch in the matrix. She sits around for hours doing nothing...only waiting...but if you make the mistake of walking through the kitchen, the switch that activates her part of the matrix gets turned on. So, then she starts meowing and irritating you until you have no choice but to feed her. It doesn't matter if you fed her only moments before. Repeat this for each person in the family....she gets fed at least 10 times a day.
The dog is pretending to be allergic to something...seriously...dog allergies??? So, then we pay way too much to give her steriods, which makes her like a maniac, and eat all day, and eat garbage that we throw out...plastic bags, etc. Now she's as fat as a sausage with little legs sticking out.
The dog and the cat are definitely in cahoots.